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12:12am July 23, 2014

nonstaff:

sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

Fun fact: LGBTQIA+ humans, unlike dogs and ice cream, are able to sign FUCKING LEGAL DOCUMENTS

12:10am July 23, 2014
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

12:09am July 23, 2014

silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

8:33pm July 22, 2014
  • parents: ugh newborns are awful i havent slept in weeks and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh toddlers are awful everything is broken and i havent slept past 5 in weeks and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh children are awful all they do is want want want and never give back and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh pre teens are awful for many many reasons
  • parents: ugh teenagers are awful theyre lazy slobs who dont do anything and they cost so much
  • parents: having kids ruined my body, my house, my bank, and my social life
  • kid/teen/young adult/adult: i dont want kids
  • parent: wHaaATT YOU DONT WANT KIDS? HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM THEYRE WONDERFUL YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER
5:40pm July 22, 2014

kaptain-kandy:

perks-of-being-chinese:

vaganas:

this video keeps me young

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE 

day-chanel
sometimes-i-debauch!!!!!
5:40pm July 22, 2014

kaptain-kandy:

perks-of-being-chinese:

vaganas:

this video keeps me young

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE 

day-chanel
5:37pm July 22, 2014

vivarian:

'but men have feelings too!'

yes.  we know.  we’ve been catering to them since the dawn of humanity.

5:35pm July 22, 2014
  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
5:33pm July 22, 2014
bigeisamazing:

stephank:

If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

1/16th Native American

bigeisamazing:

stephank:

If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

1/16th Native American

5:28pm July 22, 2014

7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender
5:26pm July 22, 2014

stoned-levi:

rivaidere:

stoned-levi:

Me: That’s it.
Me: *rips off shirt*
Me: That fuckin tears it.
Me: *puts on boxing gloves*
Me: We’re settling this right now.
Me: *puts on mouth guard*
Me: *steps into the ring*
Me: Winner decides what color Eren Jaeger’s fucking eyes are.

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close enough (x)

*drops gloves*

..

2:33pm July 22, 2014
snk-headcanons:



Rejected Recon Corps/Scouting Legion Fundraising Idea #6.

((Tweaked the original script because fuck wagons that’s why.))
((Auuggggh. Sorry for the repost guys. The fucked up resizing issue was pissing me off.))

snk-headcanons:





Rejected Recon Corps/Scouting Legion Fundraising Idea #6.

((Tweaked the original script because fuck wagons that’s why.))

((Auuggggh. Sorry for the repost guys. The fucked up resizing issue was pissing me off.))

2:30pm July 22, 2014

Marching band situations described in gifs

nothingbut-treble:

Teaching newcomers how to march

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Volunteering to be line leader

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When the director says reset after the first few reps

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When the director says reset after the hundredth rep

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being told you’re not on your dot

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Trumpets going for the high note and missing by a landslide

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When something finally goes right and the director’s like:

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Before your first show

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During your first performance

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After your first performance

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Guard all the time

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2:29pm July 22, 2014

Marching Band Situations Described in gifs (part 2)

bassnbass:

nothingbut-treble:

When the same section screws it up AGAIN

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Idiots complaining about rerunning it

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that weird run the director makes you sing your parts

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Your parents in the stands

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That one kid who transferred against their will and always talks about how their old band was better

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Drum Majors

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The director after the first rehearsal

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Tubas when they think no one is looking

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Tubas when people are looking

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When you’re told to make up your own dance for a set

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Guard all the time

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part 1

My life

2:28pm July 22, 2014

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now